You may have seen this before but still a good one.
A U.S. Marine rifle squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported: "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, when headed south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."
I shouted "Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag!"
And he screamed back in broken English: "Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, drunken, left wing, liberal infidel."
I hollered back:
"Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!"
He responded: "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
Ron
