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Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive and mean woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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dave from mesa
Vietnam Vets may be eligible for medical care and disability compensation. Contact the VA if you have prostate cancer or type 2 diabetes. Finally got around to going to the VA.
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