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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a beautiful blonde gal already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday
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