[Art Burtt]

A farmer and his wife were about to celebrate thier 50th wedding anniversary.
His daughters took Mom out to buy a fancy dress for the big party they had planned. The old boy is watching his wife try the dress on finally she says ,"damn I can't wear this dress without a bra, I didn't think about it until now, I haven't worn a one in 40 years." She then asked the old boy to pick one up for her when he went into town, He didn't want to do that but she made such a fuss he said ok. He goes into a womens store and tells the young girl working behind the counter he needs to buy a bra for his wife, The girl asks,"what size is she"? He replies, "I dunno"! She then asks "well is she the size of lemons"? He says ,"nope". "Is she the size of oranges"? again, "nope". "well is she the size of grapefruits"? He says "nope". The girl , a little frustrated says, "well, sir if you can't tell me a size I'm afraid I can't help
you". The old boy strokes his chin and says, "young lady,have you ever seen a hound dogs ear?"