[cobra de capell]

A visit to Grandpa in the Republican Old Folks Home.
How's it going Grandpa? Sorry we couldn't get you into the Democrat Old Folks Home but they were full up with illegal immigrants.

That's OK son. It's fine here. This is a wonderful place.

Glad to hear it Grandpa. What makes it wonderful?

Well, your accomplishments in life are recognized here all the time. There is a guy who was a doctor but he hasn't practiced medicine in over 30 years and everybody still calls him Doc. And there is a retired military man who hasn't been in uniform in over 40 years and everyone still calls him Colonel.

That's nice Grandpa.

And the greatest thing of all, I haven't had sex in over 25 years but everybody refers to me as the F*****g Democrat.