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As a man lay dying, he reached out to his wife.
"There's something I have to tell you.", he said.
"Hush now, it's not necessary.", she replied, taking his hand.
"No, I can't go without telling you....I slept with your sister and your best friend...", he said.
His wife stroked his forehead, "I know dear, just relax and let the poison do its work."
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