I may be older than Tru and Kristen, but I'm younger than dirt (Ron).
I intentionally posted the bumper stickers in different posts. No, it was not to up my post count, because there is no $$$ involved.
Sorry Ron, no senior moments for me - I ain't at the minimum social security age yet (but closing fast). Therefore, I call them brain farts.
Now let me see ... what was I going to do this afternoon? Doesn't matter, I can always do it tomorrow.
Here is another non-PC bumper sticker ...