Warren,
That is why I enjoy my split personalities so much. I may have been around, One of Me, when the Earth was formed, but I enjoy most of the different mes. I just get confused at which one is me at which time. I think the youngest me was around for the Geek/Roman wars.
No Brain Farts for me. You can't have them if you have no brain. Those were only issued to the younger people in the 1200s and up.
Ron