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Texas Happy Hour
A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas... sign in front of a
restaurant reads:
Happy Hour Special...
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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