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I saw a T shirt the other day that said; "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he never cries." Notice he hasn't had his butt kicked since he became a big star? He even kicked Cain's ass (Kung Foo) in the mooooovies.
Rambo on the other hand has his own myth-like qualities; such as the ability to fire shoulder launched missiles from inside a helicopter without injuring any of the passengers or the ability to shoot thermonuclear tipped arrows. You gotta have some kinda giant huevos to do that!
LOL, Steve
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