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A couple wondered what their 10 year old son would be when he grows up. Their minister is known to be good at determining which way a child will go, so they have a meeting with him. After a short session the minister agrees to interview the son. Before leaving, the husband asks the minister how he does this.
"Well," the mininster replies. "I place a Bible, silver dollar, Playboy magazine and bottle of wine on a table, the let the candidate into the room." If he picks up the Bible, he will be a minister like me. If the looks a the magazine, he will be a womenizer. a drunkard if he takes a drink of wine and a financial wizard if he takes the silver dollar."
The days comes. The boy strolls into the room and studies the table. He then picks up the silver and sticks it in his pocket, takes a drink of wine, glances through the Playboy magazine, sticks the Bible under his arm and walks out of the room.
"On may God." the minister says. "He's going to be a fighter pilot."
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Tom
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough HORSEPOWER." Mark Donohue
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