Ron,
You get a record player and modify the insides to send a signal. Then you find a pine tree in the wind and connect a string to the trees so it pulles at the record player and...
Wait, that was for ET. Ron, did you just try the phone? Verizon says they are the best in the universe, try them.
Warren, we want you to recover. We believe you will learn from this experience. Never, Never do that again. What ever it was you did ( I had so many differnt lines I could have put here, but I fell out of my chair laughing and decided to be kind ), don't do it again.
Fred! Why don't you do the London thingy???