When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
a
sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25-year-old. Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises.
Ron
