We must speak in simple terms to a breed of people that swim with killer jellyfish and regularly wrestle crocodiles and man eating water buffalo.
We are different and take pride in being so. Just ask our Lord Mayor who is in court at the moment for spending council funds on a fridge, 'gift vouchers', accomodation, womens underwear, and a "Darth Vader Mask"
Perhaps we don't wanna be that different.