Hey I was in a dive a little bit earlier today and saw this sign and got a good laugh.
THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING
Cigarette smoke is the residue or your pleasure. It contaminates the air and pollutes my hair and cloths not to mention my lungs.
This Takes Place
WITHOUT MY CONSENT
I have a pleasure also. I like BEER now and again. The residue from my pleasure is URINE. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and cloths without your consent?
LMAO I am still laughing
