My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked,"Do you know her ?".
"Yes",I sighed."She's my old girlfriend.I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My Gosh !" said my wife."Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"
