[cobra de capell]

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs...a green spot on
the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know that's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

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Since their wedding day three years before, Cindy had been nagging Bill to tell her about his past.

"Come on tell me," she asked again, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Honey, if I told you you'd just get mad." he replied.

"No I won't, I promise. Please tell me," she pleaded.

Finally he said, "Well OK. Let's see. One, two, three, four, five, you, seven...."