Gawd you lot are an unsympathetic mob.
Not only do I cop it from the missus but I cop it from you lot too.
Best I got was an offer of a free meal from Kristen in return for fixing another crappy dishwasher. Thanks Kristen but I'm not traveling that distance for a free meal and to sleep in a spare room.

Hell, I can do that here without even leaving home.
Bernie, this is my first wife I'm complaining about. You can spend a lifetime studying the best of texts and you'll still not understand em. They don't play by the book mate.
Dimi.....15 years then another two?. What did you do man, loose ya memory?. Couldn't you remember all those bluddy disgusting nappies.
Come to think of it, if there is one thing worse than a crappy dishwasher it's a crappy nappy.
