IN 1964, a young man and the love of his life get married. They live a happy life on the citrus farm in Florida for many years. In 1975 the lady decides she wants a swimming pool. So her hubby, being a loving, caring man, clears a spot in the orchard and puts in a swimming pool for his bride. They continue to live a pleasant, though childless, life for many years. After 34 years of marriage, the lady has a heart attack and dies suddenly, leaving her husband alone. He spends several years mourning her passing and neglects the orchard and the swimming hole.
One sunny afternoon he decides he is going to pick some oranges, so he grabs a bucket and walks out into the orchard, without thinking he's wandered down toward the swimming pool. As he gets closer, he hears the sound of many young female voices. He quietly peeks through the trees and see 8 young ladies skinny dipping in his wife's swimming hole. He pauses for a moment and then steps out in to the open and says," Hi Ladies".
The young women, taken by surprise, all swim to the far end of the pond and cover thems selves as best they can. One of them steps forward and boldly tells the old man, "You better go away. We know why you're here and we're not coming out until you've gone."
Well, the old man just smiles and hold up his bucket. He says, "Not to wory, I'm just here to feed the aligators".
