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I fed some lemon to my cat and now I have a sour puss.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine

I interfaced my cat to my radio. I just got hiss.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill

If you underestimate protocol, you've never had a cat.

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -- English proverb