[Dream Master]

The Minister & The Cajun...

A pompous minister was seated next to a Cajun on a flight across
the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Cajun asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
The Cajun then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "****, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."