Solution to Save Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11
million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would
come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard
the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant
crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he
wants to come to America then he must serve a tour
in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be
allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and
be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle
or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin