[Ron61]

THE BLONDE AND THE ALLIGATOR



A young blonde was on vacation and driving
 through the Everglades. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.
 After becoming very frustrated with the "no
haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a
pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,
 "Little lady, just go and
give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamp
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
home, he pulls over to the
side of the levee where he spots that same
young woman standing waist deep
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
 With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires,
kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby
were 7 more of the dead
creatures, all lying on their backs. The
shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement.
 The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto
its back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out
"Oh come on!!!....... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"