[EarlsflyinCobra]

CAR ACCIDENT



After 41 years of accident free driving I finally had a wreck. I am fine, but it was one of those stupid rear end collisions, where it could have been avoided. It was really nobody’s fault.



To my surprise, the guy I hit was a dwarf and he stormed out of his car, stomped back to my car and shouted at me, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"



So, I asked him, “Well, which one are you?"

Learned one thing about dwarfs, they don't have a sense of humor.