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Best T-Shirts Of The Summer
1.(around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
2. So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
3. I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
4. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
5. They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going.
6. At My Age, I’ve Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It
7. All...I Just Can’t Remember It All.
8. My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
9. I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
10. (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
11. If It’s Called Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Hunt Them?
12. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
13. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
14. No, It Doesn’t Hurt (on a “well-tattooed gentleman”).
15. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We’re OK Now.
16. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.
17. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
18. What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It’s All About.
19. I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
20. Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things are Just Better Rich.
21. Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
22. Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS—Be Audit You Can Be.
23. Gravity...It’s Not Just a Good Idea. It’s the Law.
24. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.
25. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
26. The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
27. If At First You Don’t Succeed, Skydiving Isn’t For You.
28. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
29. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That’s One of the Risks You Take.
30. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
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