[BJ's Snake]

One from OZ

A teacher asks her class to use the word
"contagious". Roland the
teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got
the measles and my
mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails,
says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round,
and it's
contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad
Dublin accent,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with
a 2 inch brush,
And my dad says it will take that contagious."