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CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant Operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down and Looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price difference For the Democrat?' The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
full of ****, it takes all Morning."
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