[sp1410]

Yesterday my wife and I were out for a nice drive. Minding our own business at the stoplight I noticed a guy walking his dog with his wife. He said something, but I didn't pay attention. My sweet spouse taps me and said, "did you hear what he said?" Nope, thank goodness.

Apparently the creep was going on and on about "your car stinks, shut that damn thing off... etc."

Then she asked what I would have said if I had heard him. I just shook my head and said "honey, you don't want to know."