[cobra de capell]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want any more childern
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. "A less costly alternative"
said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold it up to your ear
count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me"

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,
Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , and West Virginia