Some-one dared me to post this little joke.
Given my opinion of southern brewed amber fluids, is mostly a concern for the cats you have trained to sit on your bottles then I think this little joke is a fair observation.
A True Queenslander.
The General Managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Vic toria ) and Coopers (South A ustralia ) were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a
Tooheys New.".
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!",
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest
draught on the planet"
The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll
have a Diet Coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I".
Let the flames begin.
