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Originally Posted by wtm442
See ya later Frenchy. Time to go help your friends at Texas A&M. 
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Aggies have a thing for Sheep.
An aggie, a sheep and a frog were survivors of a shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds , the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the aggie. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it but the frog got jealous and began croaking fiercely until the redneck took his arm off from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together...but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold...there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was the most beautiful woman that the aggie had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health. When she was well enough...they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze........perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the aggie started to get " those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear................
" Would you mind taking the frog for a hop????"