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Panhandling expert

Jose and Carlos have been panhandling at the freeway off ramp for several years.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in two to three dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose, “How do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”

Jose answers, “Look at your sign, Carlos.” It reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support”

Carlos looks at Jose’s sign. It reads: “I only need another $100.00 to move back to Mexico”
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Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd, pierces the quiet ............

"Well, foockin stop doin it then!"