I take no claim for this. Just posting it for another who was not able to.
THIS ONE OUTTA PISS YOU OFF
It did me!
THIS ONE OUTTA PISS YOU OFF.
A Conversation between a Customer and Bank of America
Bank: This is the Bank of America, can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to
do business with you any longer.
Bank: Why?
Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants, and I
don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that,
but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your
account number?
Customer: (gives account number)
Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can
you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?
Customer: No.
Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but
in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are.
Customer: Why should I give you my social security number?
The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit
cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers.
You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm
an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a
question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for
a Social Security number, would you?
Bank: No sir, I wouldn't.
Customer: Why not?
Bank: Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in
Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish
line.
(Can you believe this crap?)
CHECK THIS OUT ON SNOPES! IT'S TRUE!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immig...kofamerica.asp
Ron
