[cobra de capell]

Speaking of Arkansas -
A young hillbilly boy comes home, all excited and full of news. "Pa! Pa! Betty Lou and I are a gittin' married?"

Pa is happy to hear that and asks the boy,"Son, tell me a little 'bout the girl"

"Oh she's wonderful, Pa. And guess what? She's a virgin too!"

"What!!!", exclaims Pa. "You ain't marryin' the girl. If'n she ain't good enough for her kin, she ain't good 'nuff for our'n!"