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Old 08-13-2007, 01:27 PM
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One day G-d was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told G-d, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.



G-d thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."



So G-d called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to G-d and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."



G-d was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said? ...




















Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either!!!
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