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Inheriting a Fortune

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles
bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath
away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her,
"but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over
20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his
stepmother.

Men will never learn.