[bomelia]

An elderly gentleman driving the highway late at night mistakes one of those exit ramp massage parlors for a diner. He is quite hungery, so he pulls off and enters the establishment. Not able to find a table, he seats himself in a plush red velvet couch and waits for a waitress to assist him. Soon enough, a scantily clad woman wearing high heels and an apron approaches him. "Would you like some super sex?" she asks. To which he replies, maam, I'll just have the soup.

Mike