[cobra de capell]

A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, to be greeted by St. Peter and a wall full of clocks. He asked St. Peter, what are these clocks? St. Peter replied, These are "lie clocks", the hands move each time a person tells a lie. See, over here is Mother Teresa's clock, the hands have never moved. And over here is Abe Lincoln's clock, and one hand has only moved a little.

The man asked, Where is Hillary Clinton's clock? St. Peter replied, Oh, it's in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan.