[cobra de capell]

"You have reached the answering service of your school. In order to
assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent... Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work... Press 2

To complain about what we do... Press 3

To cuss out staff members... Press 4

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed
in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you... Press 5

If you want us to raise your child... Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone...Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year... Press 8

To complain about bus transportation... Press 9

To complain about school lunches... Press O

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/ responsible for his/her own behavior,class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)s lack of effort---

Hang up and have a nice day!!!