I had to share this with the entire CC group.
> >
> >Subject: bad day at work
> >>
> >----- This is even funnier when you realize it's real!! Next
> >time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
> >
> >Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana
> >He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
> >Below is an E-mail
> >he sent to his sister, Sue. She then sent it to radio
> >station 103.2 on FM
> >dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience
> >contest. Needless to say, she won.
> >
> >
> >Hi Sue,
> >
> >Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
> >
> >Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> >lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you
> >realize it's not so bad after all.
> >
> >Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few
> >technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
> >sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of the year
> >the
> >water is quite cool. So, what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel
> >powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> >water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> >pumps
> >it down to the diver through a garden hose, which, is taped to the air
> >hose.
> >
> >Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several time with
> >no complaints.
> >
> >What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and
> >stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm
> >water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
> >
> >Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to i tch.
> >So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
> >seconds, my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but
> >the damage
> >was done. In agony, I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had
> >sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since, I don't have
> >any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack
> >of
> >my butt was not as fortunate.
> >
> >When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
> >jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my
> >dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the
> >fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
> >Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> >agonizing in-water decompression stops to taling thirty-five minutes before
> >I could
> >reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
> >
> >When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
> >As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
> >down
> >his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as
> >soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't
> >poop
> >for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
> >
> >So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
> >it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to
> >yourself,
> >I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
> >
> >Now whenever y ou have had a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
> >day?
> >
> >May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
I put this on the All Cobra talk as I think everyone will enjoy this and not to many go by the Lounge.
