BEST WELFARE JOKE OF THE YEAR:
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE ........drawing welfare
checks.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
nymphomaniac daughter
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're Bull-****tin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
