Fred - I like the trollop Frenchy, but your girlfriend in the thong needs help. Maybe a few decades with Jennie Craig's weight loss program would help.
Does she ever ask you if her a$$ looks fat in any of her outfits?
Does Kristen know that you are cheating on her pink thong with your white thong babe?
I can just imagine her on the back of your Harley, holding on to you in the curves!
