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Once upon a time, a Sultan was blessed with the birth of a son after
years of hoping. The boy immediately became the apple of his father's
eye.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan said to him,'Son, I love
you very much. Your birthday is coming soon. What would you like?'
His son replied,'Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane.'
His father bought him American Airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan said,'Son, you are my
pride and joy. Ask what you want for your birthday. Whatever it is, it's
yours.'
His son replied,'Daddy, I would like a boat.' His father bought him the
Princess Cruise Line.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan said, 'Son, you bring
much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you..'
His son replied, 'Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons.'
His father bought him Disney Studios.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan said, 'Son, you are my
life. Your birthday is coming soon. Ask what youwish, I will get it for
you.'
His son, who had grown to love Disney, replied, 'Daddy, I would like a
Mickey Mouse outfit and a Goofy outfit.'
His father bought him the Democratic Party and CBS News .
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Tom
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough HORSEPOWER." Mark Donohue
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