A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ? . .
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.
How can you tell if a redneck is married ? . .
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ? .
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush ? . .
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . .
and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Redneck law was just recently passed . .
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ? . .
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
Thats all folks !
Ron
