[cobra de capell]

Another one from Walmart

From: The Invetigative Reports Bureau Of The Postman's Corner Wal-Mart announced Today that "All" Texas stores will begin offering cutomers a new discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallow Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their grocery carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas Bentonville.

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand that will be sold ONLY in Texas.

The top ten names in popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Champion Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasty Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel)