Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbour's dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.
Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this".
He goes downstairs.
Paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "The dog is
still barking. What have you been doing?"
Paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard . Fookin' see how they
like it now !"