[Buzz]

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Right. And anyone who believes that can't be much brighter than the people who supposedly wrote these "pearls of wisdom". It sounds more like the amateurish work of a wannabe comedian/writer/$hit disturber. If I am wrong and there are actually people out there who filled these responses on claim forms (assuming they were not being sarcastic and making a deliberate mockery of the system), then things are a lot worse out there than I could have possibly imagined.