[mpanten]

My story was due in part to this thread and the suggestions herein.

I was gassing up the other day when a vagrant carrying a back pack came shuffeling up to me while i was standing there. The place was packed, mostly with women. He said "hey buddy, I was married to a platinum blond and she always told me that a guy who has a car like this must have a small pecker" On the advice of others on this board I looked up and said "well thats true but my balls are abnormally large so I cant complain" I look over and see a couple of women who were watching intently just start busting up laughing. Not sure if they agreed with me or the vagrant but I left with my hed held high.