No blasphemy!! ... wot ya mean, wot ya said was indeed blasphemous.
You Victorians wanna remember that the Storm won the premiership ..... so wot do you think most of the storm players cut their teeth drinkin? ......XXXX of course.
Wot do ya think John Ribot was drinkin when we trained him to run a footy club?.
..yep XXXX of course.
That stuff you guys make is pure ......ermm.... well lets just say I wonder how you train the cats to sit on such little bottles.
You should be reported to the RSPCA.