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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

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What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Kentucky?
Life Styles of the Rich & Famous.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

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Why did God create armadillos?
So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called teethbrush.

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Perty' near took out the whole trailer park.

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What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40.

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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

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What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!